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Game Grumps General Information Created by Raymond Carter Game Grumps © to Jon Jefari and Arin Hanson The Plot Arin and Jon are in the middle of the recording their latest Game Grumps episode, only to find the new game they had purchased had gone missing. They quickly suspect it is the work of Arin's neighbor, Dr. Willy. Our heroes then decide to sneak over to Dr. Willy's house, believing he is not home at the time. As they enter the basement to look for the said game, they hear footsteps and quickly hide. As feared, Dr. Willy hasn't left his house and is carrying with him a small bag, full of Arin's old games. He places them into a

Game Grumps General Information Created by Raymond Carter Game Grumps © to Jon Jefari and Arin Hanson The Plot Arin and Jon are in the middle of the recording their latest Game Grumps episode, only to find the new game they had purchased had gone missing. They quickly suspect it is the work of Arin's neighbor, Dr. Willy. Our heroes then decide to sneak over to Dr. Willy's house, believing he is not home at the time. As they enter the basement to look for the said game, they hear footsteps and quickly hide. As feared, Dr. Willy hasn't left his house and is carrying with him a small bag, full of Arin's old games. He places them into a

Under the Table (Original Song: Chalk Outline by Three Days Grace) I've been nursed I've been hungry I've been eating those peas you turned into squash I've been good I've been in the mood I've been tampering with the food I love You left me here like a starving canine Under the table waiting for you To drop the food (drop the food) You keep coming back to the tabletop But the hungry can't eat and there's nothing but Spinach anyway I’m not Popeye I’m a starving canine I've been told That you suck But not as much as that annoying glove You’ll be bothered tonight All night When you attempt to go to sleep I will bite you o

Devising Our Own Demise Written By: Raymond Carter In a world of chaos there reigns terror In which terror seeks the weak It is not unnatural to feel so bleak To give into temptation For selfish mutilation and eternal damnation For those who are strong are proud And for those who are weak are miserable In the time of need Some will plead For any kind of relief They respect the trees They are on their knees Pleading, begging, wanting to be saved Only cold air goes through their foolish words As there is no evil, there is no good There is only man and what he has done The credit scores declining Tensions making the stench of

The Adventures of Hazel Weatherfield Written by: Raymond Carter It was a cold winter night. I sat in front of a fire, playing a board game with my pals. It got kind of boring after a while so my friends suggested that I'd tell one of my detective cases. You see, I'm a kid detective and I solve kid-related crimes. I'm a junior police officer, if you will. How I became like this is a story for another day. I had decided to tell my most interesting case, the Bear Murderer. I'll start from the beginning. I was sitting in my mother's bakery, having a cupcake that tasted like a chocolate paradise with sprinkles on top, staring out the window at

Game Grumps General Information Created by Raymond Carter Game Grumps © to Jon Jefari and Arin Hanson The Plot Arin and Jon are in the middle of the recording their latest Game Grumps episode, only to find the new game they had purchased had gone missing. They quickly suspect it is the work of Arin's neighbor, Dr. Willy. Our heroes then decide to sneak over to Dr. Willy's house, believing he is not home at the time. As they enter the basement to look for the said game, they hear footsteps and quickly hide. As feared, Dr. Willy hasn't left his house and is carrying with him a small bag, full of Arin's old games. He places them into a